RIP Coach Joe (Avezzano)

I had wings for lunch and

Marion Barber retired. #winning

in memoriam

The Dallas K-Swiss Tubes?

see the video here

"take dat wit chew!"

your 2010-2011 World Champion Dallas Mavericks

RIP

the Cowboys are finished. bury them. leave a cellphone in the coffin but bury them.

a few suggestions for this second, even worse half of the 2010 season-

feed Romo steroids. do it openly, let the league and media know about it. he'll get a four game suspension that won't matter because he was already going to miss 8-10 because of his injury. hopefully with the help of the steroids he'll be healthy after four weeks and will come back early from the injury/everyone will learn something about steroids (talking to you, stupid media)

also, while Romo is serving his four game suspension I believe the Cowboys need to hire Jeff Garcia. the man can play and would make us better than okay during Romo's four game steroid suspension.

IJS

meow!

The 2010 Wolfpack Fantasy Football League

this past Saturday things got real real. I met PJ for the first time and still prefer a man named Paul. Ryan was LIVE and in attendance. Ross drafted Joe Flacco.

I'm going to share my starters and hope the other guyz share theirs with you because I want you to make fun of them for being so stupid. I'm serious

QB Aaron Rodgers

RB Adrian Peterson (Vikings)
RB Steven Jackson

WR Michael Crabtree (I believe)
WR Chad Ochocinco
WR Percy Harvin (reach?)

TE Chris(ty) Cooley

K Stephen Gostkowski

DEF Dallas Cowboys

so there's no way you hate that team unless you don't like people named Steven/Stephen

STOP THE MAVNESS!!!

do you see that hideous glowing blue jersey on the right? is that a new Dallas Mavericks jersey?? please. no.

e-mail Mark (mark.cuban@dallasmavs.com) and suggest one of these two great options-

think of the children

really awkward SportingNews cover

please Chris Kaman to the Mavs

Roy Williams should carry Dez's shoulder pads

does anyone like Roy Williams? has Roy Williams ever done anything good for the team? is Roy Williams the closest thing to a cancer in the locker room that the Cowboys have? furthermore is the media blowing this way outta proportion writing stories saying "Dez shoulda carried Roy's pads" and "Dez is a diva" I'd say things must be pretty quiet for this to get the coverage, national even, that it has. go Dez, glad to finally have a WR named Bryant that isn't crazy (I'm lookin' at you, Antonio)

sexy

mmm, mmm, toasty

a bunch of desperate vigilantes

BELIEVE IT, the above logo is the NEW logo for the Dallas Arena Football League team. Below is the old logo, which was nothing special but geez it at least looks professional and "Dallas Desperados" has a ring to it- "Dallas Vigilantes" and with that ugly logo sounds like a biker gang from Harry Hines.... someone please tell me why this change was made

Things Dallas Should Do To Get LeBron

• Name a Metroplex suburb "LeBron" (LeBron, Texas. I would move there.)
• "LeMavs" night (LeBron loves alt jerseys)
• Creth calls his beard "LeBeard"
• Membership in the Wolfpack (Peace out, anybody. Including me.)
• 10 games at Cowboys Stadium (neither Cubes nor Jerry would object)
• In fact, free naming rights for LeBron Cowboys Stadium
• Double in fact, roster spot on the Cowboys (we gave Jesse Holley one, how 'bout a 6'9" dude who can run?)
• Rename Cesar Chavez Blvd "LeBron Kicks Ass Blvd"
• I have a brand new basketball that's never been used. LeBron, it's yours.
• "LeMammals!!!"

Feel free to add more. We'll need it...

FOLLOW @THEYREMAMMALS 2010 NFL DRAFT LIVE TWEETING

did I say that right? what I'm tryin' to say is that we're going to tweet the hell outta the first round of the NFL draft tonight so you'd better go to www.twitter.com/theyremammals and follow us or become our friend so that we can trade hilarious observations while Jimmy Clausen waits.

Deshawn, Abe and Adam's apple

The Dirk abides

maybe Faith Hill is not such a bad singer after all

is this what Jet will look like after surgery?