RIP

the Cowboys are finished. bury them. leave a cellphone in the coffin but bury them.

a few suggestions for this second, even worse half of the 2010 season-

feed Romo steroids. do it openly, let the league and media know about it. he'll get a four game suspension that won't matter because he was already going to miss 8-10 because of his injury. hopefully with the help of the steroids he'll be healthy after four weeks and will come back early from the injury/everyone will learn something about steroids (talking to you, stupid media)

also, while Romo is serving his four game suspension I believe the Cowboys need to hire Jeff Garcia. the man can play and would make us better than okay during Romo's four game steroid suspension.

IJS

THAT Marion Jones to play for WNBA

I never realized that before she was winning Olympic track and field gold with help from the 'roids and subsequently spending time in prison Marion Jones played basketball for UNC. now she'll be playing for the Tulsa Shock! not really, more surprise

what if

A-Rod were still on 'roids? he'd already be back from his most recent injury and he'd be batting in the new Yankee Stadium- he'd probably surpass Barry's home run record before August. damn. what if?