Friday, July 3, 2009

All-Star Saturday Night, Dallas


unless you've been under a rock or in Iraq then you know how bad the events of the NBA All-Star Saturday Night have been. the dunk contest is the only event worth watching. I wanna change that (originally I wanted a blacks vs. whites game but our legal department told me there's no clear way to determine the blackness of Jason Kidd, Deron Williams or Tim Duncan and there's also no clear way to determine the whiteness of Manu, Dirk, Pau or Tony Parker. they also said that the whole idea would be frowned upon at best- I hate frowning. so...) I want Dallas to lead the way with the NEW NBA ALL SUPER WORLD PARTY STAR Saturday Night.

AMERICA VS. THE WORLD

TEAM AMERICA starting five-
Kobe
LeBron
Howard
CP3
D-Wade

TEAM WORLD starting five-
Pau
Dirk
Hedo
Tony Parker
Rubio

who do you like?
who gets the first foul?
would anyone get an offensive rebound?
who would be the leading scorer?
who wins?
we all do.

1 comment:

Rosser said...

We gotta get a healthy Tim Duncan in the World lineup. But Pau played really well in the playoffs and I'm not taking out Dirk.

Nash over young Rubio?

Is there an international 2? I'm I missing one?

Oh who cares. We'd smoke those fools!

I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free. And I won't forget our men who ball; who'd kill Team World..teehee!