unless you've been under a rock or in Iraq then you know how bad the events of the NBA All-Star Saturday Night have been. the dunk contest is the only event worth watching. I wanna change that (originally I wanted a blacks vs. whites game but our legal department told me there's no clear way to determine the blackness of Jason Kidd, Deron Williams or Tim Duncan and there's also no clear way to determine the whiteness of Manu, Dirk, Pau or Tony Parker. they also said that the whole idea would be frowned upon at best- I hate frowning. so...) I want Dallas to lead the way with the NEW NBA ALL SUPER WORLD PARTY STAR Saturday Night.
AMERICA VS. THE WORLD
TEAM AMERICA starting five-
TEAM WORLD starting five-
who do you like?
who gets the first foul?
would anyone get an offensive rebound?
who would be the leading scorer?
we all do.