Dirk & Steve together again

just wondering... aren't all of the white players really white? and since when was Kobe as dark as KG? Melo, perfect.p.s. Nash looks like a woman

All-Star Saturday Night, Dallas

unless you've been under a rock or in Iraq then you know how bad the events of the NBA All-Star Saturday Night have been. the dunk contest is the only event worth watching. I wanna change that (originally I wanted a blacks vs. whites game but our legal department told me there's no clear way to determine the blackness of Jason Kidd, Deron Williams or Tim Duncan and there's also no clear way to determine the whiteness of Manu, Dirk, Pau or Tony Parker. they also said that the whole idea would be frowned upon at best- I hate frowning. so...) I want Dallas to lead the way with the NEW NBA ALL SUPER WORLD PARTY STAR Saturday Night.

AMERICA VS. THE WORLD

TEAM AMERICA starting five-
Kobe
LeBron
Howard
CP3
D-Wade

TEAM WORLD starting five-
Pau
Dirk
Hedo
Tony Parker
Rubio

who do you like?
who gets the first foul?
would anyone get an offensive rebound?
who would be the leading scorer?
who wins?
we all do.

"trust me, I'm a doctor"

the 2009 NBA Finals got me thinkin'-
what the hell kinda doctor is Jerry Buss?

the Lakers are like the Bermuda Triangle, stuff disappears there.
remember when Magic Johnson was a great point guard?then he got HIV, and I know what HIV does to a man-

but magically Johnson has gotten healthier the older he gets (I know, some people might even say he's a little over weight but doesn't that prove my point that his HIV has disappeared? why isn't the government dissecting this man??) and then there's the curious case of Kobe "beef" Bryant- the rapist

talk about "to catch a predator" they caught this guy, then let him go after he bought his wife a huge ring and got a terrible tattoo. now he's being given gold plated awards and sticking his tongue out because "I GOT AWAY! and they're giving me the key to the city!" somewhere, sometime he and O.J. are going to share a bottle of Scotch and smoke a few cigars together like Denny Crane and Alan Shore

concluding thought- did Kobe have to walk around his neighborhood, going door-to-door, informing his neighbors that he's a sexual predator??? I'm serious? what kind of doctor makes it all go away?

Just Wow...

Here's why LeBron is so awesome. After he hit that baaaaaaaad assssssssssss shot, he went nuts like a little kid and immediately went over to hug his teammates. He wanted to share the moment with them. 'Cause he gets it. Kobe would've run away from his team so he could be by himself and do his lil fist pump. Which he stole from Jordan.