- Name a Metroplex suburb "LeBron" (LeBron, Texas. I would move there.)
- "LeMavs" night (LeBron loves alt jerseys)
- Creth calls his beard "LeBeard"
- Membership in the Wolfpack (Peace out, anybody. Including me.)
- 10 games at Cowboys Stadium (neither Cubes nor Jerry would object)
- In fact, free naming rights for LeBron Cowboys Stadium
- Double in fact, roster spot on the Cowboys (we gave Jesse Holley one, how 'bout a 6'9" dude who can run?)
- Rename Cesar Chavez Blvd "LeBron Kicks Ass Blvd"
- I have a brand new basketball that's never been used. LeBron, it's yours.
- "LeMammals!!!"
Feel free to add more. We'll need it...
3 comments:
one more, Skin exclusively wears LeBron t-shirts under his blazer on Mavs broadcasts.
holy hilarious! GREAT POST! I don't know which point I liked better... LeBeard, LeMammals!!!, LeBlvd! crackin' me up!
but seriously, I don't know if I want him here. IJS
Even a contrarian like you would do bearded backflips if we got LeBron.
Does Simmons have a point in his column today? Certainly. But having LeBron > not having LeBron.
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