Friday, July 9, 2010

He's Going to Miami

Party in the city where the heat is on
All night on the beach till the break of dawn
Welcome to Miami (bienvenido a Miami)
Bouncing in the club where the heat is on
All night on the beach till the break of dawn
I'm going to Miami
Welcome to Miami

That, as you may very well know, is the chorus to the popular 90's track "Miami". Heat. Hmm, who's that. Is On. Dawn. What do "is on" and "dawn" rhyme with, heat fans??? The motherflipping parody song writes itself!!! Did heat fans write one? Noooo. Is LeBron a heat anyway? Yes. That's bulsh. That should be why jerseys are burning in streets. Why Dan Gilbert is so piping mad. Bienvenido a Miami, LeBron. While I can't fault a guy wanting to play ball in South Beach with his homies, I say go Celts, Magic and Bulls for that stunt you pulled. See you at the Death Star!

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