So, for those of you there, Saturday was a very long day at the pool for many of us. Ross wasn't able to join us since he was at a family member's funeral, but due to an early end to family time combined with an unfortunate power outage, he was able to show up to the pool while the sun was still out. I attempted to compare this to Willis Reed's famous post-injury comeback in the NBA Finals in 1970, but due to an excess of oat soda I completely got my wires crossed. I also tried correcting myself, but that was a good four hours later, and to be completely honest Ross called me out on my mistake. (His text of "POWER!!!!!" was his way of letting me know electricity was back.)
If you're unfamiliar with the iPhone, that's me in green there, conversing with Ross in white.
Later, I scrolled down further to read the rest of our conversation, and if I wasn't sober then, I was after reading this part of the exchange:
I'll just let that speak for itself.