things to do in San Antonio when you're dead

San Antonio is the mainland equivalent of Honolulu. even though we won the war, they're still here and running the town.
I may never understand this.
while I was in the city of Saint Anthony I saw not one but two former Dallas professional athletes.
first Michael Irvin walking through the hotel bar, Bar Rojo.
second- Marquis Daniels, on the elevator of the Grand Hyatt, San Antonio.
did I talk to either of these dudes? sort of. I said "hi" to Marquis, and exercised self control with Michael. I wanted to hug him.
so I guess when you bring some Dallas down to San Antonio, it's not all that bad. and eat at Schilo's