My Trip to Potbelly 2: THE RETURN

(No photo due to ponytail)

Welp, Potbelly Guida looked less like Clay Guida today with his pulled back hair and scrawny arms, but that didn't stop the rock. Today's playlist:

Every Rose Has Its Thorn – Poison (a staple, apparently)
Silent Lucidity – Queensrÿche
Jingle Bells – Santa Jesus
The World I Know – Collective Soul
Pour Some Sugar On Me – Def Leppard (by request, from a child of the 80's who appears to have never met a roadie she didn't take a liking to)
Don't Cry – Guns N' Roses

...and I just realized I had the exact same sandwich as last time.

My Trip to Potbelly

Potbelly?!? That's not sports-y! Oh contraire, mon frere. It is when the UFC's own Clay Guida is serenading the popular eatery at 15th and 75. The Carpenter loves him some 80's and 90's ballads. Today's set list:

Every Rose Has Its Thorn – Poison
Something To Believe In – Poison (might wanna mix in some Mr. Big or Nelson for variety)
Under the Bridge – Red Hot Chili Peppers
Lightning Crashes – Live

...and just in case you were wondering: Big Turkey on thin-cut wheat. Mustard, hot peppers, onions, tomatoes and pickles.

UFC 100, you look just like...

I cannot fecking wait for UFC 100! There's no way I can come up with an intro right now. Here are the three main events...

Michael Bisping & Jon Kitna

Dan Henderson & Abobo

Thiago Alves & Andre Winner

GSP & Jean Claude Van Damme

Frank Mir & any douchebag you remember from high school

Brock Lesnar & the kid from Bad Santa on lots of juice

Ultimate Fighter, you look just like... (undercard)

UFC 100 is coming up this Saturday. It's the biggest fightcard they've ever had, so you know what that means.....lookalikes time!!! Here are some random ones from the UFC. A lil undercard, if you will. The main event boys will be featured later this week. Just trying to create a lil buzz for what should be an absolutely kick-ass night of fights...

The Extremely Tough Minotauro Nogueira & Magua

Big Scary Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou & Ricky Williams

The New Jersey D-Bag Matt Serra & Derek Zoolander

So Dominant that he's Bored Anderson Silva & DeMarcus Ware

TUF Contestant (barely) Joe Scarola & Ben Affleck

Coming Soon:

Brock Lesnar (don't know who he looks like yet), Frank Mir (or him), GSP, Thiago Alves (him too), Dan Henderson, Michael Bisping