Showing posts with label Stars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stars. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

RANGERS WIN!

if you don't understand why this is a big deal then read this
there's no denying that this is a football town, heck the metroplex and much of this state/region find their sports identity with the Dallas Cowboys. I can't help but believe that this is partly due to the fact that the Cowboys are winners (I know, they haven't won in a while....) meanwhile the professional teams that came to Dallas after the 'Boys have all been sometimes lovable always losers. the Rangers have been the kings of loserdom as the Stars (the latest pro squad to call Dallas home) won a championship just a few short years after settling into the metroplex. the Mavs haven't won a championship but they've had great regular season success and they have gone deep into the playoffs. winning covers losing. the Cowboys have won 5 Super Bowls although they haven't won since the mid-90s they're still "winners" in most of our minds, same goes for the Stars although they haven't been a contender in over a decade that single championship means everything. the Mavs, never champions, have won just enough to be in our good graces. the Rangers hadn't won a thing, until last night. the Rangers had always been there for us when we needed to go to a pro game but didn't want to spend a lotta money. they were there when the first sport we played was baseball and they were there when we needed a ball cap (I love my Cowboys hat but baseball is the only sport that has an article of clothing, a piece of their game day uniform, that can be worn by a regular Joe and Joe not be considered white trash. am I right?) the Rangers are finally "there" in mid-October and it feels wonderful, like a Canada Dry shower
Hambone doesn't do alcohol showers so his teammates shook up plastic bottles of ginger ale and showered the lockerroom with sweet, sweet airplane refreshing goodness. as someone tweeted last night "now that's a team"

the journey isn't over yet but let's acknowledge all of the teams in Rangers past (by way of logo) starting with the AL West champion, antler and claw throwin', 2010 Texas Rangers. ALCS HERE WE COME!




it's time.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

24 Second Shot Clock

Monday Night Football is over for another season. Snap! At least there's 24. Day 8 has made me say 24 Character, you look just like...

President Omar Hassan & Jonathan Silverman

Farhad Hassan & Jason Schwartzman

Cole Ortiz & Summer Catch's Ryan Dunne (SPORTS!)
Kim Bauer & Sean Avery's Ex-GF (yet more SPORTS!)

Go Mavs!

Thursday, October 1, 2009

How 'bout an Official 2009-10 NHL Season Preview, eh?



What's up, hosers.

The 2009-10 NHL season kicks off tonight on Versus. As a proud DirecTV customer, I don't have Versus anymore after those two dropped gloves. "Dropped gloves", get it!?! (O'Neal - two minutes for being stupid). Here is the actual transcript from that meeting:

Versus: We want more money.
DirecTV: You suck for what we're paying you now. We're done. GAME OFF!!!

Therefore, no more Versus. I'm just like so T.O.ed because I won't be able to watch tonight's unbelievable doubleheader action:

Game 1
I Don't Know vs. Not Sure

Game 2
Not the Stars vs. Somebody Else

Truth be told, the only time I'll see any non-Stars hockey players on Thursday night is if they guest star on The Office or Always Sunny. Nevertheless, here are some kick ice hockey predictions for the 2009-10 NHL season:

  • I will hope the Stars win the Cup
  • They won't
  • The outdoor game will be cool
  • "Minnesota Wild" will continue to be the worst name in the big four sports
  • AAC will be cold
  • Ice Girls will be hot
  • Hockey played 30 minutes outside of Phoenix, Arizona will continue to fail
  • Ribeiro will have at least 3 Oh $h!T! YouTube moments
  • More Razor on the Ticket will be good
  • Trent will make Wayne Gretzky's head bleed for Super Fan #99
  • Red Wings will go to the playoffs
  • A capacity crowd will not
  • I will check out Hully and Mo

So Go Stars!!! Catch those Predators on Saturday!!! I'm not gonna research this, but I assume great seats still available...