Tuesday, November 25, 2008

A single tear falls down Don Carter's cheek...

I got a ranch in downtown Dallas

I buy diamonds by the ton

chase cuties in my Cadillac

and drill oil wells just for fun...

...but when it comes to boots

I need a deal that'll fit me right from toe to heel

so I get my boots at...

Kohl's?

2 comments:

Paul S said...

Thanks for this. I think i'm gonna head up there tomorrow and get some gator boots...i've been wanting them for a while. And yes, i'm serious.

Creth said...

hahahahahahahaha, Paul!!! don't do it!!!

but seriously, this is a sad day even for those people that don't wear boots